bandanshit:

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 

#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

I tried to grab it…


suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

But look at how exhausted she looks. He must be a handful.


i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi)

(Source: tibets)

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story


savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

carryonwinchestering:

Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 

shutupaubrey:

snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day

(Source: murtazi)

(Source: weheartit.com)


0shi0kiy0:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Well now I’m crying

(Source: frozensecond)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari)


chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

(Source: boburnhamdaily)