billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(Source: parksandreccaptioned)

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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raevd:

It’s funnier if you read her texts

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

Legit.

(Source: meme-meme)

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

(Source: surfbortions)

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

(Source: meladoodle)