”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
"can i have some of your fries?"
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
Khajiit has quick fingers.
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety