i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
you tell me
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.
straight boys dress like randomised sims
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”